What would you do if :

(Q)The world fell into the hands of aliens?
(A)if the world FELL.

(Q)Your house is surrounded by man-eating
dinosaurs?
(A)i'm a teen. if its legal to kill them i'd probably try grilled dinos

(Q)You're stucked in a house of zombies (like
resident evil)?
(A)if, like RE, the house is filled with zombies, but unlike RE, it doesnt wanna kill. laugh at it.

(Q)Someone gave you a million bucks?
(A)buy him a cup of coffee and run away b4 he changes his mind, keep it a secret and go work in some simple job.

(Q)Sadako climbed out of your tv set?
(A)it isnt exactly mine. if its out of the computer screen, probably she'd knock into some screen guard thingy


(Q)A genie gave u three wishes?
(A1)can i ask for more wishes?
(A2)that i can own it?
(A3)the powers of a genie, but not one.

(Q)Simon said your singing sucks?
(A)sucks? sucks attention? like it draws ears?

(Q)Time stopped, and you could turn back in time?
(A)1h rocks.


(Q)You had the ability to change yourself into
anything u wanted?
(A) be a wisp. waha.


(Q)You suddenly become a superstar?
(A)they wouldnt know i'm here.

(Q)You suddenly go bankrupt?
(A)sleep until i suddenly become rich.

(Q)You can fly?
(A)sleep on clouds

(Q)You can cast spells?
(A)it doesnt seem to work

(Q)You go handicapped?
(A)as long as i can play soccer

(Q)You can't see?
(A)at least i can see what i normally cant

(Q)You can't hear?
(A)stop dling songs?

(Q)You had one breath to say something before you
die?
(A)wait

(Q)You have a chance to write a song on your
life,
what would you call it?
(A)everybody has the freedom to write. do i have only one chance? its not fair.

For you.

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